Paris Hilton should marry, Golden State Warriors forward, Hilton Armstrong & then hyphenate her last name. She’d be Paris Hilton-Armstrong. The things I think about, ya know?!
I wonder if Madden 15 will have the N-Word on one of the penalty sliders. If so, I’ll set it at 0, let the players call each other that.
Funny Standup Special I just watched: Eddie Griffin’s, Tell ‘Em I Said It. I cried with tears of laughter. Give it a try if you haven’t. It’s from 2010. I like comedy and white women with ass.
My step count since midnight. I worked all night plus I went to the gym at 7AM when I got out. It’s a fun app to have going. I’ll get a few more steps in, at work tonight, before it turns midnight, to add to my total. Yaaaay exercise and counting numbers!
Watching Mad Men for my first time. I wish I was in Advertising and smoked, drank and fucked like a fish! “All I wanna do is smoke, drink and fuck” - that’s an actual song by RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan. Google/Spotify it?!!
Been making some smoothies lately. Mostly banana/strawberry ones. I will eventually try a spinach and/or kale one. Next thing you know, I’ll be that asshole training for marathons! Kind of like my cousin David.
I need to make a new Facebook because I don’t want to reactivate my regular one. I guess Tinder needs to pull your pics from your Facebook to use in their dating app. I just want to swipe some girls left or right on my screen! It’s either swiping, or wiping off my blowup dolls!
Happy Black History Month!
- Did you guys see Kate Upton’s gravity film shoot for Sports Illustrated and their Swimsuit Issue? Holy smokes! She HAS to be the most beautiful female human being on our planet? At least in the Top 3! Goodness gracious!
- Still working third shift. It’s getting old and so am I.
- I read one of my tweets out loud to three girls that I work with, “My high school sweetheart was my Dad’s Playboy magazines.” They Laughed Out Loud or LOL for short.
- I don’t know why Ice Cube, the Rapper/Actor, not the water frozen in trays in your freezer, why doesn’t Ice Cube get more mentions when discussing the Top Rappers of All-Time. He’s consistent and constant like light. And durable. Not the best, but definitely in my Top 5.
- Great Podcast I listened to recently: Lena Dunham on Bill Simmons’ B.S. Report
- Great Book I just finished reading: Artie Lange’s, Crash And Burn. I love Artie. He’s great.
- Great movie I watched a few days ago: Comedian, Mike Birbiglia’s, Sleepwalk With Me.
- Off to bed at 1PM EST. I enjoy Tumblr still and reading all of ya’lls (is that correct grammar) blogs and posts. You’re all Kate Uptons and Ice Cubes to me! ♥♡★☆♥♡★☆
The snowfall from the Showdown at House of Blue Leaves scene in Kill Bill: Vol I is my favorite kind of snow. It just floats around, suspended, never seeming to land.
If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.