Dean Cornwell (1892- 1960)
This is me, my cat Alize, a man dressed as Santa who was rubbing my back when this picture was taken, and my boyfriend Cornell. If you go to the link below and hit the VOTE button, we will win $500. I really want to win $500. Don’t you? Well this isn’t about you, it’s about me.
Please vote, you don’t have to sign up for anything and it takes 20 seconds. Also, you can vote every day, so I’m gonna need you to go ahead and do that too.
If we win we are going to buy the cat a cool carpet jungle gym tower thing that cats like and I’m going to buy a gun to shoot down Amazon drones and who cares what Cornell buys (probably drugs).
Please don’t let one of those other assholes win.
Let us be those assholes.
Please vote today, and every day.
Alize says thank you and she loves you and Merry Christmas.
I’m friends with monster. Don’t worry. I don’t lock her up there. We just keep a board over the stairs so the heat doesn’t rise up, when we’re downstairs. When I’m home and she hears me talking, she tries to pick that board up and come down just to see me!
Instead of putting an apostrophe, in the spelling of my kid’s name, I’m just going to name them Apostrophe.
Sarah Silverman’s new JASH video “Diva” is now online!!!!!!
Hey! I was lucky enough to be apart of this funny video! Please watch it and share it with everyone you ever met! xo
The Next Episode // Dr. Dre
You know who’s back up in this motherfucker
What what what what
I just called off work because it snowed here and the roads are horrendous. My car was sliding all over the place. I drove like 4 miles and turned around and came back. I don’t have any extra weight in my trunk, like Nicki Minaj. I need some sandbags and I need to get my snow tires on and then my car will be a little safer to drive. Anyways, so I called off work, and when you do, you get this automated system and it gives you options of why you’re calling off. One is sick/illness. Another is a bereavement, etc. and another is weather conditions and it mentions an earthquake, hurricane, or alien abduction. So I chose the weather conditions option. Then it transfers you to your store, where you actually speak with a manager. I spoke to James, who is really funny and laid back and he goes, “Dude, what natural disaster?!!” I started laughing. He didn’t care. He said, “At least you’re not dead.”