My favorite things in life so far, have been having sex with a woman and watching Allen Iverson play the game of basketball on television.
Just shit, showered and shaved. So here’s a current pic with…wait for it…waaaaait for it…. #nofilter
Apple Cinnamon oatmeal, plus I added a little more cinnamon, a banana and working on this gallon of water. @kaylabree will be proud! #BoringFoodPorn #Health #Fitness #Goals #Adjectives #Nouns #Verbs #GetRight #SummerTime #Sunshine
Definitely not proud of my hometown. This isn’t the first time, and I’m sure it won’t be the last. Hugs NOT drugs! #meth #backpacks #AlbionPA #northwesternPA #ErieCounty #AlbionNews #BreakingBad #ALB
Sorry for the immaturity, but it’s hard to contain when a director of The Bob Newhart Show is named Peter Bonerz.
- The people who make the most fun of stuff are the ones who wish they were doing said stuff. This is a golden rule. Watch what you openly bitch about, some of us are smart enough to pick up on it.
- Girls need to be nicer to each other. That would solve half of the world’s problems. Bitches are…
I may post pictures of my cat on my instagram, but rest assured, I like having sex with women, doggystyle.
Blackie…a stray that my Mom took in, a few years back. He was a good cat. He let my Mom put this Christmas bow on him one year. He’s passed, but I figured I’d put it up as my Throwback. #tbt #cats #RIPBlackie
Got pulled over this morning on my way home. I was speeding, but he cut me a break, so I didn’t get any points on my driving record. Still have to pay a $112 fine though. #driving #cops #TrafficCitation #speeding #fuzz #TheLaw #HidingGood #RedandBlueLights #PoPo
I also got these shoes for my outdoor running. #Nike #Downshifter #Fitness #CountryRoads #RunOffKlondikeIceCream #Healthy #Clean #Handsome #Single
