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Heaven Is For Real Movie

Heaven Is For Real Movie

elisabethlane:

Party doll

elisabethlane:

Party doll

This is the greatest interview ever. I love Mila Kunis even more now!

aetv:

It’s nature. 

aetv:

It’s nature. 

Notorious BIG - Everyday Struggle
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knee-know:

Notorious BIG - Everyday Struggle

90shiphopraprnb:

2Pac & Jada Pinkett Smith

90shiphopraprnb:

2Pac & Jada Pinkett Smith

Mystikal: “I came here with my dick in my hand!”
Party Host: “Oh. Okay. We were hoping for a bottle of wine or something.”
jeannepompadour:

Detail of a miniature of Apollo killing Ganymede by piercing his eye in a book by Christine de Pizan,  c. 1414

jeannepompadour:

Detail of a miniature of Apollo killing Ganymede by piercing his eye in a book by Christine de Pizan,  c. 1414

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

"Draw me like one of your French tigers."

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

"Draw me like one of your French tigers."

I’ve been married for five years. To the same woman. I’ve wanted to divorce her at times. She’s wanted to divorce me at times. But one great thing about marriage, when it’s entered by regular folks, in good faith, is that it’s hard to exit. It costs money. You have to talk to lawyers during business hours except whoops—you have a job that you need to earn money to buy food and pants—so when are you going to both take the time to do that? By the time you’d have gotten around to it, you’ve forgiven each other and maybe even reached a new appreciation for each other as you worked through whatever seemingly insurmountable problem made you hate each other for 20 minutes while you sat in your shitty car outside a CVS yelling at each other and crying.
Rob Delaney (via sethjones)

Pretty sure this is from my open letter to Kim Kardashian about suing her for divorcing that basketball player she married for 20 minutes. Just reposting since my wife and I have now been married for eight years and have two kids. That’s nice.

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Thought about going back to the future to post this tweet.

Thought about going back to the future to post this tweet.